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Purple top suit
Wow, such a person
I can't be friends
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Kanta, did you just get here?
Yes, I just got here
You said you were going to climb up, didn't you?
What!?
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Welcome back [The next episode will be about this person]
There's someone called Mr. Kannazuki, right?
Yes, there is.
What kind of relationship do you have with him?
For me, Mr. Kannazuki is like Junkel.
If I had that person, I would be happy.
But we didn't get along that well.
What?
At the end of our Hori Pro,
there was a place where you couldn't buy anything and you couldn't take money.
He was wearing a purple suit.
I was like, "Wow, this person is scary."
And I was in a duo called "Kid Cut".
Yes, we were in a duo.
And it was our first stage.
We were like, "Can we show our jokes on the day?"
And in the lobby of the theater,
there was an entertainer called Mr. Shochikubai, who was in our Hori Pro.
And Mr. Matsu saw our jokes.
Hey, Kannazuki, are we going to show our jokes on the day?
Why don't we show our jokes here?
And all the entertainers were watching.
Hey, Mr. Shochikubai, are we going to show our jokes on the day?
And he was wearing shiny clothes and wearing bandana and wearing a gore skate.
Hello, come here.
And he was singing a song called "Miscal Genji".
I was a comedian for a year or two and I thought it was boring.
I'm sorry, Kannazuki.
I'm telling you this.
It was boring.
And Mr. Matsu said, "Kannazuki, you're funny today."
What?
You passed.
I thought I couldn't pass at this level.
That's how we met.
We are in the third generation of comedy.
We are in the seventh generation of comedy.
There were a lot of comedy programs because we were in the third generation of comedy.
There were a lot of comedy programs.
A group that does one story and a newcomer who doesn't reach that level are called "gongbusho".
If you laugh for 30 seconds and win, you can set up 100,000 yen.
Combination is like that.
You've been talking about it for days and you want to do it.
You come alone and the curtain rises.
You talk slowly and use 30 seconds.
Today you break your hip with your butt.
You do it slowly and break your hip with your butt.
You break your hip and stab it.
If you do this and the curtain closes, it's a big hit.
If you break your hip and stab it, you can set up 100,000 yen.
Our reunion was when we were 31 years old.
It was a Japanese television program called "monomane battle".
Now it's "monomane grand prix".
It's been a while since I've met you, and we've been doing a lot of collaboration.
You and me did "nagashima" and I did "kuwata" and "galvez".
It's coming out in a great silence.
Garnes is like a lantern.
Garnes is a lantern.
Hey, Garnes!
It's funny.
And we made a joke together.
We both like autumn.
Akisha made a joke right away.
And Kanna-san said...
"Let's call the staff of "monomane" and trick them."
At that time, I had just started imitating Kanna- san's "monomane".
Well, assistant...
Let's call a woman, producer.
Okay, let's do it.
I called her and said, "Oh, hello, what's up?"
Oh, hello, good morning.
Oh, what's up with you at this hour?
Oh, no, no, it's just...
I was a little stuck in a story.
Oh, is that so?
I'm thinking about it alone right now.
Oh, I see.
But, you know, Kanna-zuki-san...
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the only thing I don't like about it, you know.
"Out of all the guests on "monomane battle"..."
I think Kanna-san is the best!
I think Kanna-san is the best at imitating!
That's what she said to me.
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
Well, see you later.
That's what she said to me.
Kanna-san is amazing.
Also, I tricked the manager, you know.
What?
From the studio to Kanna-san's car.
Oh, no, Ishii-san.
I left my wallet in the dressing room.
What wallet?
My wallet, my wallet.
I'm driving right now.
Ishii-san, can you call my manager for me?
Oh, thank you for your hard work, Kanna-san.
"Thank you for your hard work on "monomane battle" today, too."
Oh, thank you for your hard work.
What's wrong?
I left my wallet in the dressing room.
Oh, that's great.
I know.
That's amazing.
Can you look it up for me?
Oh, well, I'll give it to you tomorrow.
That's what I called her.
That's what you called her.
It looks like you're okay, doesn't it?
You're doing it with a microphone.
But!
Yes.
But!
I couldn't deceive my wife.
What? You called your wife?
Kanna-zuki is...
Hello, hello, Kanna...
I'm going home now.
You're going up, aren't you?
What?!
Are you calling me up or down?
You're calling me up, aren't you?
One day, at the end of the year,
When Kanna-san and I are talking,
My wife calls me up and says,
You know, you're lonely, aren't you?
Why don't you come over?
1.4 Tokyo Dome.
There is such a thing.
New Japan Forest.
We saw it together every year.
From 1.4 Tokyo Dome,
Kanasu-san, his wife, and I lived together.
Did you live together?
We didn't live together,
But we did live together.
Kanasu-san, I want to take a bath.
Yes, sir.
Kanasu-san made me take a bath,
And I took a bath for a few days,
Then he said, 'Your laundry is all over the place.'
Then I said, 'I'll wash it for you.'
Then he made my underwear wrinkled and blackened.
What about your face?
I didn't think it was bad at all.
It's like an obvious British disease.
When I came back,
He said, 'Kanasu-san, it's early in the morning,
So I'm going home now.'
So I said,
And I went back to my apartment.
You know what I mean, right?
Yes, I do.
That's where it all started.
When you wake up in the morning,
Even at night,
There's not a single light on.
The hallway is dark,
The back of the room is dark,
There's a door in the room,
And you turn on the light.
There's no TV right now,
There's only this channel on,
In a dark room.
What are you doing?
Where are you?
If you look closely,
From the TV screen,
From the back screen,
You can see a man in an afro wig
Sitting there.
You turn around,
And you look at Yosui-san's glasses,
And you say, 'Welcome home.'
Isn't that scary?
It's too scary.
(Credits)
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's new!
I used to do this at home.
Really?
How many hours will you stay in my school?
I was going to stay at home. I don't have a school.
We were there for about an hour.
We said goodbye to each other in the car and went home.
We just broke up, but we talked on the phone.
Kanna, you were great today.
No, you were funny.
Well, good job.
The next day...
We invited Akane-san, who was in the media.
Yes!
Akane-san, who was in the media.
She's an adult now.
What does 'adult' mean?
She's one of the idol groups.
Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
No, it's not true.
Someone's toothbrush...
What?
Someone's toothbrush...
Wait a minute!
You were doing it.
Yes, I was.
You were licking someone's toothbrush.
That's what I thought.